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Describe your ex in one word.
Ask the people who watched it all happen.
Pick the question
One word, as a brand, or a score out of 10.
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On your story, in your bio or in the group chat. Friends answer anonymously.
Post the best ones
Every answer becomes a card for your story. You choose what goes out.
What friends say
Buffering.
Decaf.
Lowercase.
Almost.
Screenshot.
Beta.
Examples written by us. Real answers stay private to whoever asked.
One word does the job
“Describe your ex in one word” is the question that keeps coming back in comments everywhere, because one word is enough. It is also more fun when someone else answers: your friends saw the whole thing, and they have opinions.
Some words friends reach for, by type of ex:
- The ghost: Buffering. Seen. Offline. Airplane-mode.
- The almost: Almost. Draft. Trailer. Pending.
- The flat one: Decaf. Lowercase. Beige. Lukewarm.
- The red flag: Screenshot. Beta. Loading. Fine-print.
How to play it on your story
Create your link above, tap Share to your story, add the link as a sticker under the arrow, post. Answers land in your private inbox; tap any of them to turn it into a card and post the best ones.
The Ex Report
With three answers or more, unlock the verdict: a score out of 10, pros, cons and a forecast, written from what your friends said and drawn as a poster for your story. One-time unlock, no subscription.
Questions
What is a good one word to describe an ex?
The funny ones are specific: a word that sums up how it felt (“Buffering.”, “Decaf.”) rather than an insult. The best come from friends, which is the point of the link.
Is it really anonymous?
Yes. Whoever asked sees the answer, never who wrote it. We don’t show names, accounts or any hint, and we never will, not even for money.
What can’t friends write?
Names, nicknames, @handles, numbers, links, threats, hate and anything explicit. Every answer is checked before it arrives; those are blocked. Describe the ex, never identify them.
Is it free?
The link, the answers and the cards are free, with no sign-up. The Ex Report, the verdict poster written from all your answers, is an optional one-time unlock.