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Describe your ex as a brand.
Your friends already know which one.
Pick the question
One word, as a brand, or a score out of 10.
Post your link
On your story, in your bio or in the group chat. Friends answer anonymously.
Post the best ones
Every answer becomes a card for your story. You choose what goes out.
What friends say
A free trial that renews into regret.
Airport sushi.
A charger that only works at one angle.
Terms and conditions nobody read.
A loyalty card with zero rewards.
Fast fashion. Fell apart after three washes.
Examples written by us. Real answers stay private to whoever asked.
The trend, done properly
“Describe your ex as a brand” took off as a comment prompt: people answer with the product their ex reminds them of, and the comments write themselves. Here your friends answer instead, anonymously, and you keep the best lines.
Answers that land usually describe a kind of product rather than attack a company:
- A free trial that renews into regret.
- A charger that only works at one angle.
- Terms and conditions nobody read.
- A loyalty card with zero rewards.
How to play it on your story
Create your link above, share the card to your story, put the link sticker under the arrow. Every answer comes to your private inbox, ready to become a card.
The Ex Report
With three answers or more, unlock the verdict: a score out of 10, pros, cons and a forecast, written from what your friends said and drawn as a poster for your story. One-time unlock, no subscription.
Questions
How do you describe an ex as a brand?
Pick the product that feels like them: what it promised, what it delivered, what the fine print said. “Airport sushi.” works better than a long rant.
Is it really anonymous?
Yes. Whoever asked sees the answer, never who wrote it. We don’t show names, accounts or any hint, and we never will, not even for money.
What can’t friends write?
Names, nicknames, @handles, numbers, links, threats, hate and anything explicit. Every answer is checked before it arrives; those are blocked. Describe the ex, never identify them.
Is it free?
The link, the answers and the cards are free, with no sign-up. The Ex Report, the verdict poster written from all your answers, is an optional one-time unlock.