The rules

Roast the ex. Never identify them.

Welcome

• Jokes, roasts, sarcasm and a bit of swearing.
• Comparisons to kinds of products, places in general, weather, films, fictional characters.
• Scores out of 10, with one line to justify them.

Blocked

• Names of any kind: first names, surnames, nicknames, initials used as a name, celebrities.
• @handles, usernames, phone numbers, emails, links, schools, workplaces, streets or anything that points to a real person.
• Threats or wishing harm on anyone.
• Hate against people for who they are.
• Anything sexually explicit, and anything sexual involving minors.
• Self-harm, spam and advertising.

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